Pickup Lines

I knew milk did a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking lately?? 

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

 If I follow you home will you keep me?

 Is your dad a baker? Cuz you've got some nice buns!

 "If I were a puppy, would you let me follow you home?"

Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

 Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.

 Are you from Tennessee? 'Cuz you're the only ten I see.

 Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

 I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock

 Man: Excuse me miss. Could you please put your finger in my coffee?
Woman: Why???
Man: I like to have something sweet in my coffee.

 The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

 I lost my phone number...can i have yours??

 Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

 I may not be the cutest guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 Hey, whatz up? Wanna go see one of those moochy love movies, we could get realistic on 'em.

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

 Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

 Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

 Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

 Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."

 Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

" You're just like, wow, when the toast pops up."

 Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her butt!

 If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.

 Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!

 You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

 If I invented the alphabet I would of put U and I together.

 They wouldn't call it a crush if it didn't hurt.

 "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

 A hug is a great gift, one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange.